its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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