hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The struggles of a small town man whore
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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