I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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