well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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