ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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