One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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