no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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