Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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