She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We left the knife in your bed.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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