Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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