Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
fuck your aforementioned shoe
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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