my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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