Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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