My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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