Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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