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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.

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(813): View more from Florida

I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.

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(206): View more from Washington

there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....

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(850): View more from Florida

Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.

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