Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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