Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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