I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
