The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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