He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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