I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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