oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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