If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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