I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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