if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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