you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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