i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
the liver wants what the liver wants
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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