Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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