I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
