I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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