I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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