The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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