I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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