Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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