He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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