I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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