Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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