hell yes lets make some ravioli
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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