the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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