What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I still have a little drunk in my system
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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