No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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