people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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