There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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