he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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