She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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