doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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