Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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