I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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