This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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