How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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