You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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