Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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