oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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