I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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