She's JV to your varsity
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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